how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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