It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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