You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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