I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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