Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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