make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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