Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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