we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
