Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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