8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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