i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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