This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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