Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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