..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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