There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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