he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
