Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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