honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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