Three words: puerto rican gang bang
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
