Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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