8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
