I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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