Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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