at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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