What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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