Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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