apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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