I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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