Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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