I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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