my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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