Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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