I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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