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you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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