I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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