Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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