Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
