i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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