Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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