I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Panties = found
send nudes
from the living room?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
