you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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