Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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