I think scott just propositioned me for sex
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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