I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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