stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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