I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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