I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I have fence marks all over my body
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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