I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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