I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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