I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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